how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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