Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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