There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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