I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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