Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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