What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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