I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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