butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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