I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
