All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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