so explain again why im purple
no
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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