their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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