That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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