you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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