What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You know, be my cock's hype man.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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