He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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