Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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