aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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