so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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