Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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