You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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