There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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