i would punch a child for taco bell
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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