i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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