No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it glows. i had to have it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
NoShamevember. You game?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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