I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
