He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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