Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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