Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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