Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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