I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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