You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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