STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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