You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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