You're a womanizer and a bitch.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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