"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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