I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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