I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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