We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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