I can't watch pbs sober anymore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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