Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I touched a dick in church today
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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