:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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