Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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