I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
