Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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