Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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