I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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