You can't special order awesome
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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