Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You pole danced in your parka.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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