So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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