She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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