Apparently you make a good broom.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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