either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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