That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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